honestly, the amount of planning required to do this requires a life sentence at minimum.

by tongfather

9 Comments

  1. Mina_LaTe

    This is unhinged. 100% something you do to a sibling

  2. Carcosa_Hearty1986

    Premeditated crime. Throw the phonebook at the bastard.

  3. Gokudomatic

    Leaving just one slice would be criminal too.

  4. MDM0724

    It’s a crime. But it’s an objectively funny crime, so I vote for a pardon

  5. hepheastus_87

    ![gif](giphy|Lk023zZqHJ3Zz4rxtV|downsized)

  6. eldritchkraken

    I think I’d be more upset by this than if I was just left with no pizza